Lovin Dublin has created many quizzes about this city in our time, but none have ever been as weird as this one by Buzzfeed.
(Okay, our one about ‘
can you guess this Dublin pub by their toilet’ was kind of weird…)
They have launched the: ‘What Is Your Dublin Destiny’ quiz which basically informs you about the “bleak outcome [that] awaits you based on your choices after going for ‘Just The One’.
No matter what you answer, the outcome is just completely bizarre and downright weird.
For example, I got: “You get trapped in a former Dublin music venue that's about to be demolished.”
Others have said that their answers led them to be “kidnapped and slaughtered by the Happy Pears.”
What a way to go out.
We’re sorry but with a death like that, you’d be featuring in headlines all over Ireland.
https://twitter.com/SneakySean96/status/1097825026689118208
They only ask you a few questions so it’s an easy quiz to bomb through while you’re taking a break from work or, you know, running away frantically from the Happy Pear.
First, you must choose a place to drink:
- Cocktails at PYG
- Pint at Grogan’s
- Cans at The Pav
- Fancier Cocktails for like €14 on Dawson Street.
Next question says that Dublin has been “overrun by an English Stag-do, so you decide to leave and do this instead:
- Take the Luas to Broombridge
- Go down a mysterious hallway in the ILAC
- Try to find the Jervis Centre Toilets
- Hitch a ride on the Viking Spanish Boat
Where you go turns out to be a “
portal to another dimension of Dublin where you are compelled to do something out of nature.”
You can either:
- Stop for a street fundraiser
- Rip a page out of the Book of Kells
- Feed the seagulls on Grafton Street
- Watch a busker perform ‘Let Her Go’
But, everything that you do in this dimension has a dire and fatal consequence and
“you have sealed your fate, You must bring one cursed object to bring with you into The Great Beyond”.
You can choose from:
- A cursed chicken fillet roll
- Cursed child leap card
- Cursed free bible from outside BOI
- Cursed novelty Irish hat
Here’s what I choose:
Pint at Grogan’s – If I’m going down, I’m going down with a Guinness inside of me and a tasty one at that.
Luas to Broombridge – I thought if I got the LUAS out of the city and waited for it all to blow over, I’d be okay. I was wrong it seems…
Damage to Book of Kells – I have now obviously gone past the point of rescue.
Chick fill roll – Because a cursed Chicken Fillet Roll is still better than no chicken roll at all.
You can find out your Dublin Destiny by
taking the quiz here.
