The Emotional Lifecycle Of Getting Up In This FREEZING Weather

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The Emotional Lifecycle Of Getting Up In This FREEZING Weather

1. The screech of your alarm

2. The turmoil when you realise you actually have to leave your well-built nest

3. Quick cry

4. That first step onto the floor

5. 100m sprint to the shower

6. After your cardio is done, you get to relax in a safe cuboid haven of warm dripping water

6. And if you're smart, you'll have a large, fluffy towel waiting for you on the radiator

7. So you slip via your wet towel onto the cold, tiled floor of your life

8. You excitedly (semi-dry) leap into your clothes for the day

9. Now, the best part of the morning - ~~ThE hAiRdRyEr~~

10. Quick banana

11. Fuck half of it in the bin and grab a croissant

12. The unattractive jog to the car/bus/train/Luas

13. Choosing between the dodgy shortcut or the longer main road?

14. The slippy commute of death

15. Success! You have now survived the worst part of the day

16. Dealing with your colleagues

1. The screech of your alarm

2. The turmoil when you realise you actually have to leave your well-built nest

3. Quick cry

4. That first step onto the floor

5. 100m sprint to the shower

6. After your cardio is done, you get to relax in a safe cuboid haven of warm dripping water

6. And if you're smart, you'll have a large, fluffy towel waiting for you on the radiator

7. So you slip via your wet towel onto the cold, tiled floor of your life

8. You excitedly (semi-dry) leap into your clothes for the day

9. Now, the best part of the morning - ~~ThE hAiRdRyEr~~

10. Quick banana

11. Fuck half of it in the bin and grab a croissant

12. The unattractive jog to the car/bus/train/Luas

13. Choosing between the dodgy shortcut or the longer main road?

14. The slippy commute of death

15. Success! You have now survived the worst part of the day

16. Dealing with your colleagues

The Emotional Lifecycle Of Getting Up In This FREEZING Weather

1. The screech of your alarm

2. The turmoil when you realise you actually have to leave your well-built nest

3. Quick cry

4. That first step onto the floor

5. 100m sprint to the shower

6. After your cardio is done, you get to relax in a safe cuboid haven of warm dripping water

6. And if you're smart, you'll have a large, fluffy towel waiting for you on the radiator

7. So you slip via your wet towel onto the cold, tiled floor of your life

8. You excitedly (semi-dry) leap into your clothes for the day

9. Now, the best part of the morning - *~*~*ThE hAiRdRyEr*~*~*

10. Quick banana

11. Fuck half of it in the bin and grab a croissant

12. The unattractive jog to the car/bus/train/Luas

13. Choosing between the dodgy shortcut or the longer main road?

14. The slippy commute of death

15. Success! You have now survived the worst part of the day

16. Dealing with your colleagues

1. The screech of your alarm

2. The turmoil when you realise you actually have to leave your well-built nest

3. Quick cry

4. That first step onto the floor

5. 100m sprint to the shower

6. After your cardio is done, you get to relax in a safe cuboid haven of warm dripping water

6. And if you're smart, you'll have a large, fluffy towel waiting for you on the radiator

7. So you slip via your wet towel onto the cold, tiled floor of your life

8. You excitedly (semi-dry) leap into your clothes for the day

9. Now, the best part of the morning - *~*~*ThE hAiRdRyEr*~*~*

10. Quick banana

11. Fuck half of it in the bin and grab a croissant

12. The unattractive jog to the car/bus/train/Luas

13. Choosing between the dodgy shortcut or the longer main road?

14. The slippy commute of death

15. Success! You have now survived the worst part of the day

16. Dealing with your colleagues

9. Now, the best part of the morning - ~~ThE hAiRdRyEr~~

9. Now, the best part of the morning - ~~ThE hAiRdRyEr~~