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Each and every week, we scour the internet for some of the best and funniest tweets Irish people have to offer. They are plentiful, they are gas and they are generally all you need to completely turn your day around, for the better.
In short, we think you guys should be knighted for your efforts.
Tweet on, dear friends. Tweet on.
Snakes don't hiss . They tell u they haven't revised either then come in with multi coloured flash cards and 3 folders of notes .
— Heléna (@helayner_) May 3, 2016
Dé Luain
— Derek (@DirkVanBryn) May 1, 2016
Dé Máirt
Dé Céadaoin
Déardaoin
Dé hAoine
Dé Sathairn
Dolmio Dé
Imagine having the disposable income to get taxis other than at 4 in the morning after you fall out of McDonalds
— ???????????????????????? ????????????????????????? but actually Aoife (@infinityonhi) May 4, 2016
Johnny, u r always hugging urself. R u in a bad place? Reach out pic.twitter.com/vKEnPUChEV
— Darragh McCausland (@DarraghMc) May 4, 2016
Here's some general advice: don't drink 7 pints of Guinness and then pop into a 90-minute organ recital in St Patrick's Cathedral last night
— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) May 2, 2016
that's a weird name for a child pic.twitter.com/alDysRXqyt
— aoife (@aoiph) May 5, 2016
[extremely Spice Girls voice]
— Fi Hyde (@andgoseek) May 4, 2016
if ya wanna be my colleague/ ya better not steal my pens/ taking is too easy/ dont steal my fucking pens
May the Fourth be with you
— Valerie Loftus (@valerieloftus) May 4, 2015
*And also with you*
Lift up your hearts
*We raise them up to the Lord*
Still can't believe Gerry Adams tweeted this last night pic.twitter.com/vzHEueGRn9
— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) May 2, 2016
street sign in the Docklands indicating risk of existential woe pic.twitter.com/QPsBXywE1X
— Roisin Kiberd (@roisinkiberd) May 6, 2016
Number of days without a dead celebrity: 9
— Ivan Corless (@ivancorless) April 30, 2016
Number of days without a Harvey Norman sale: 0
Number of days without a government: 64
Q. If the exam is at 2pm and it takes about an hour to get the bus there, what time should you leave?
— ???????????????? (@theyfra) May 4, 2016
A. Dublin Bus?? The night before maybe
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