The 13 Funniest Irish Tweets Of The Past Week

You guys know the deal by now. 

You tweet it, we love it and then we broadcast it for the world to enjoy. 

Here's the absolute best of what we say on twitter dot com over the past week. Love it.

1. Paying it forward with @dw00dz

Went into spar & a lad infront of me says "Here bud how much are cans i robbed 2 last week i wanna pay ye back". His mother raised him well

— David Hollywood (@dw00dz) May 11, 2016

2. Pandemonium at the zoo with @dearbla

The Dublin Zoo BBQ event page is an absolute trainwreck in so many different ways. pic.twitter.com/Zm12zEuG6r

— d3rb (@bitnch) May 10, 2016

3. Calling the shots with @McMahonPhilly

4. Work talk with @lindseynagelfan

If you send me a smiley in an email you can be sure as hell that you're getting an exclamation back

— Ed (@LindseyNaegle_) May 11, 2016

5. Perspective with @Ciara_Knight

Nadine Coyle was only 16 when she told us she was 18. https://t.co/Xmu1glnO9Z

— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) May 11, 2016

6. Summer body with @GerryMcBride

This new diet is great, I'm getting shredded!

*chicken in salt and chili with fried noodles and a can of coke

— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) May 10, 2016

7. Swings and roundabouts with @daithihartery

8. Dublinese with @STEdotie

Fuck it I'm doing it anyway. More like Bosnia and Heregizashotofya am I right??? #Eurovision

— Ste (@notstelfc) May 10, 2016

9. Real talk with @incogellen 

This woman hasn't taken a breath in several minutes pic.twitter.com/WTonxZzVl6

— Ellen Tannam (@incogellen) May 12, 2016

10. Modern romance with @GrrlGhost

Yeah but can your new gf do this? *has TWO topped-up leap cards*

— sneaky dogfriend (@GrrlGhost) May 11, 2016

11. Gardening with @griffski

you know it's summer when your buckfast tree finally comes into bloom ???????????? pic.twitter.com/AGg0IcsZHd

— sarah griff (@griffski) May 11, 2016

12. Nostalgia with @EmerTheScreamer

This weather is very Gaeltacht 1996

— Emer McLysaght (@EmerTheScreamer) May 10, 2016

13. Lost in translation with @aoiph

atomic mickey pic.twitter.com/8RgVfAbnod

— aoife (@aoiph) May 10, 2016

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