PIC: Caption This Picture Of A Man On The Canal Playing Jazz To A Swan

The impossible has happened - we're totally flummoxed. 

We found this picture online, thanks to Twitter user @Dohnjoran, and we thought it was too brilliant to pass up.

So, can you help us caption this?

Please leave your suggestions in the comments below. 

Please.

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