It goes without saying that the northside as a whole should be completely known as '
The North Pole' for the month of December while Grafton Street will become '
Quality Street' and people will be forced to wade through thousands of sweets as they commute home from work each day.
But what about the rest of the county:
Jingle(Blue)bell
This works for anything with a bel at the start or end of the word. For example, Jingle-Belcamp, Jingle-Belgee, Jingle-belfied. The list goes on.
'Tis the season to be jolly, Tallaght-la-la-la-la-la-la
Decorate the digger with holly fa-la-la-l...actually no maybe lock that in the shed just in case.
Rein-Deer Park
Imagine Santa's chauffeurs just taking over the gaff in Howth for the month of December. We doubt they'd be much use at Golf though...
Merri-ment Street
Turn Merrion Square completely white from December 1st and just let people run amuck drinking mulled wine at 1pm in the day of a Tuesday - marvelous.
Snowballsbridge
When the Beast From The East broke out,
a massive Northside v Southside fight was arranged for O'Connell Bridge.
If we get a white Christmas this year, we think both sides of Dublin should team up and go head-to-head with anyone born outside of Dublin.
A massive fight to the death spectacle in the Aviva Stadium, stones inside the snowballs are allowed.
"Come they told me, Dundrum-da-dum-dum"
So many shops to see, Dundrum-da-dum-dum
Santimount
We'll just mount a big massive mo-fo of a Santa Claus on top of Sandymount Hotel that can be seen from Mars.
It'll become the Christmas spire.
Clondalkin-in-the-airrrrrrrrrrr
Yes.
Pembroke-as-feck
Where we'll all go into hiding on January 5th when we realise we've spent well over a €1,000 in the space of one week.
Merry Christmas!
Some honourable mentions include:
- Santry Claus
- Jinglas
- Carols Cross
- Maungier Street
- Sallyeggnoggin
- Santa Claus is Crumlin To Town
