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13th April 2018
11:06am BST

We hope everyone has worn their lucky underwear to work today.
Because you're gonna need 'em.
If you're as superstitious as we are, then you'll have been preparing for this day for weeks. Yes, it's Friday the 13 and we're suffering from serious friggatriskaidekaphobia.
Here are some things you should NOT be doing today.
Even though flights are generally significantly cheaper on Friday the 13, we don't give af. You actually couldn't pay us to step foot on a plane today.

Fear.
#operationtransformation ... could you do the Leap of Faith ... well done @DubFireBrigade pic.twitter.com/yaehcMpzyZ
— Dr Eddie Murphy (@dreddiemurphy) January 12, 2017
Don't bother – you won't win.

'Cos they'll probably just say no.

Hun, it just ain't gonna come true soz.

There's an oul' myth that any courtship undertaken on Friday the 13 is dooooomed.

Particularly if you're a gal – apparently your presence may endanger the entire crew.
Dodge.

Take care out there.
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