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4th February 2018
09:23am GMT
Think you've been snookered by the shoddy weather? Not at all!
Here are 20 suggestions on how to pass your rainy weekend...
You ain't moving for no man (except maybe the pizza delivery man).
Doesn't get much better than this.
Who were you kidding?
For the entire day.
Realise how hungry you are when you get home, and just how empty your bank account is.
It’ll feel even more authentic with torrential downpour outside, swear!
Reportedly Daniel Day-Lewis' last ever film, so soak up his legendary acting skills in this post-war drama on the big screen.
If the goddamn weather is going to pretend it's December then so are we!
But if someone suggests leaving the house for a date in the rain delete it immediately.
It'll warm you up nicely, plus you can pretend you're in Italy on your summer holidays.
Rainy days were made for reliving your childhood, right?
Ditto.
And giggle at how teeny tiny the trio are in the first few films.
But ask your guests to bring the goods, then you won't have to move! Bonus points if you invite someone called Nigel and ask them to bring brie.
Then proceed to eat all of it .
Why oh why did you eat all those fairy cakes?
That'll burn off all 5 million calories, won't it?
It's grand they'll cancel out each other...
Sun, sea and sand for under a hundred beans? Sure g'wan..
Luckily, we have a list of cosy Dublin pubs with fireplaces right here.
