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7th January 2017
04:20pm GMT

Ever thought that even if you don't find The One, at least you've already found your soul mate? And that you're not married officially, but you pretty much are to them?
Then this list is for you.
Prepare to tick off a lot, because you two are the real deal.
For example:


Often forgetting what your real voices sound like, not being sure if they've slipped in a few bevvies without you noticing, and wondering what other people laugh about.

And vice versa. You've dibs'd godmother on their older sister's baby and plan on marrying their cousin Jamie if all else fails.
You frequently nab shotgun and get the best pick of the turkey sandwiches on Stephen's Day.
Lift the lid on what you know, and they could be excommunicated.
Or stoned to death, either or.

Even when times are slow.

Which usually originates around a story when you did something wholly illegal and/or incriminating.

More time to play!

''I want it to look like that pointy building thing...''
''You mean the Taj Mahal?''
''Yes, exactly.''

Because that's what you do.
And you wouldn't have it any other way.

Hey, do you wanna crash my cousin's confirmation? Sure.
And we have to hit up my gran's choral concert after. Slick.

And will often go to each other's gafs in order just to sit there checking your phone.

U funny. Real funny.

Like, I'd watch us.

And comment things like #breaktheinternet, because you're sound.

And you get to pressure them in cruel and unusual ways.

...even if they're holding your hair back and trying to avoid the splash.

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