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Published 10:23 20 Mar 2018 GMT
Dublin, much like every other major city, has its quirks and attributes.
It has the little things that make Dublin Dublin, and things that only the inhabitants understand, like the rules of the city.
That's not to say that there's a rulebook you can consult about our beloved city, rather that there are a set of unwritten rules that we all know to abide by lest we be exiled from the city.
So whether you're a newcomer or oldie who needs to brush up on their Dublin skills, have a read through of the ultimate sins you can commit in Dublin's fair city:
She is our gal, our national treasure, who deserves more than drunken tourists singing around her.
Unless you have nerves of steel to deal with being shouted at half seven in the morning. Respect the bikes, yo.
Cans? Love them. Big bag of the aforementioned? Love them even more.
Leaving the canal in a state after several big bags? Not cool.
Perhaps one of the gravest sins of all. Don't, for the love of God, go for a leisurely stroll at rush hour.
Just don't.
Don't be that person.
If you are only going one stop, get off the bus and walk t'fuck.
Betrayal, if I ever saw it.
Eating a chicken fillet roll without a pack of Tayto and a can of Diet Coke? You monster.
Know your side, and know it well.
He is an angel amongst us mere mortals.
And thus making everyone stop and bump into each other.
Except with a pint your hand.
Do they even open in the sober hours?
The park is their home, you mongrel. Leave them alone.
Deers; ily.
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