Hands up if you've been one of the thousands of us who have survived the miserable depths of Irish festivals?
Yep, us too.
It takes a special kind of person (not necessarily a compliment) to be able to hit the Earth's core via mud and wellies and still be able to crack on with the long day ahead. But there's a few things that Irish festivals all have in common...
We're a silly bunch, us.
Let's get the obvious out of the way, shall we?
And furthermore...
*MUD DOGS.
Nothing says Irish festival quite like a puddle, or indeed stream, trickling through the crap tent the world and its mother picked up from Dunnes.
Mmm, the taste of youth.
DUNNES. We meet again.
We've all done it. And we never learn.
On day one, it's just the boys.
On day three, even the local schoolchildren join in.
So, so many nude humans.
Why are there so many nude humans?
Every. Single. Time.
Oh God.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BABIES?
#Ireland
The dance move that never goes out of style.
Even when you haven't washed in three days.
Is it a granola bar? Is it a loo roll?
Who knows.
6 chips for only €18?! Sold!
*Death via hyperthermia.
Followed swiftly by the tin-foil cloak of sanctuary.
Photo cred: www.aliexpress.com
''Sure it's only a bit of rain, don't we all need a wash anyway''
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