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20th December 2016
12:10am GMT

Look, we're not perfect.
And we never claimed to be.
We regularly do things that, according to the Great Rulebook of Life, are technically verboten; and what's more, we know you do too.
But that's okay. You're among friends here.
Alone.
When your chocolate claims to be a 'share bag'. pic.twitter.com/bNnurzKNQo
— Thomas Reactions (@Thomas_Reacts) October 14, 2015
I defy you not to.

We attended a domestic fire in Esker. Believed the fire started by an electric blanket being left on. No injuries. pic.twitter.com/YMM8jYb4c0
— Dublin Fire Brigade (@DubFireBrigade) February 24, 2016
It builds character, okay?
Because the shop is ALL THE WAY over there.

Because the sink is ALL THE WAY over there.

To be fair, it's basically free money.

I've vehemently denied to my family for YEARS that I've done this.
Sorry mum.

Yeah, no excuse for this.

Something something radiation, something brain, something.
Sure what's the worst that could happen?

Increasingly okay with every passing day. But still.
Justin Bieber.
It feels good at the time. Just ask Mikeyboy.
@KTHopkins @KookeCaz what about a rocket up ur arse?
— mikeyboy (@mikemeusz1) February 17, 2016
Look. It wouldn't BE a button if it wasn't supposed to be used.
