13 Signs You’re Actually A Child Trapped In A Human Body

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13 Signs You’re Actually A Child Trapped In A Human Body

1. You will always be jealous of a gaf with a trampoline

2. You lose your shit when you see bubbles floating down Grafton street

3. No trip to The Square is complete without going to Mothercare to play with the big tree

4. Your late night trips to McDonalds result in a happy meal

5. When you see a balloon falling, you automatically thrust yourself between it and the floor

6. Christmas morning starts at 6

7. You tend to choose alcoholic drinks that taste like Mi Wadi and Cadet Cola combined

8. You can’t budget for shit

9. You still panic showing your ID, despite being 24 and a half

10. You still count your age in halves

11. You’re constantly terrified your boss will figure out that you in fact are a 12-year-old child posing as a 27-year-old accountant

12. Your mid-morning snack is more Wham! Bar than Nutri-Grain

13. And you simply don't understand when people suggest a hangover movie that isn't Disney or Pixar

1. You will always be jealous of a gaf with a trampoline

2. You lose your shit when you see bubbles floating down Grafton street

3. No trip to The Square is complete without going to Mothercare to play with the big tree

4. Your late night trips to McDonalds result in a happy meal

5. When you see a balloon falling, you automatically thrust yourself between it and the floor

6. Christmas morning starts at 6

7. You tend to choose alcoholic drinks that taste like Mi Wadi and Cadet Cola combined

8. You can’t budget for shit

9. You still panic showing your ID, despite being 24 and a half

10. You still count your age in halves

11. You’re constantly terrified your boss will figure out that you in fact are a 12-year-old child posing as a 27-year-old accountant

12. Your mid-morning snack is more Wham! Bar than Nutri-Grain

13. And you simply don't understand when people suggest a hangover movie that isn't Disney or Pixar