Have you ever been so lucky and been able to escape out to Dún Laoghaire on a sunny day?
Yes, yes you have. Because that's where all of Dublin migrates to once they catch a whiff of sunshine.
And once out there, you're pretty much bound to catch a glimpse of certain things. For example...
1. 40,000 teenagers
2. 653 sunburnt shoulders
3. A mortifyingly long queue for Scrumdiddly's
4. 17 fallen ice-creams
God bless them.
4. Two 16-year old's scrappin'
6. The same group of aul lads who go swimming every day absolutely hating the crowds