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Published 00:10 20 Dec 2016 GMT
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This month, we're giving away an amazing weekend away for two at the Dunboyne Castle and Spa. To find out more, and to vote for this story to win, see below!
Ciara's story
It was the awkward second date.
We’d been out for a nice dinner in town on our first date, so this time I invited him to pop over to my apartment after work for a drink.
A bit of a chat turned into a (very PG-rated) shift session on the couch. When the mood turned back to chats, we decided to put on a film, and continued talking casually (about the film, the weather, etc).
And then, suddenly, while still chatting away, he unzipped his pants and began to pleasure himself… in front of me.
... and he continues to just casually touch himself in front of me, like this was no big deal!
I didn't really know what to do, except continue to smile and carry on with the conversation like nothing was happening.
Anyway, this went on for a good 30 minutes until I finally made an excuse and cut the film (and his good time) short. The hilarious part was when we walked to the front door, he gave me a long kiss and said with a straight face, "I had a really good time tonight."
To which I think to myself, "Well, it sure looked like it!"
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