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20th December 2016
12:10am GMT
We asked our readers to provide their worst flatsharing stories, for a chance to win a month's rent. Check out Story #7 here – and see below for details on how to vote!
"We lived with a real tricky customer a couple of years back.
"He used to lock himself in his bedroom and listen to death metal music, punching and kicking the walls as he did so. He'd invite his naked self into the shower when we had friends over... who were taking showers. That happened at least 3 or 4 times.
"You would just hear blood curdling screams at 10am, then your girlfriend's mate would come running out of the jacks pale faced, followed by this waddling fella who was already slurring his words and bending over, purposefully showing off his big, weirdly tanned, fat arse.
When our neighbour complained, he got a can to the head
"It was a living nightmare actually. Thinking about it all these years later makes me feel weird.
"I remember it all came to a head in '08 or '09 when we went to the Mantua festival. I got a call from the landlord asking us to come back.
"When we returned, the place was swarming with Gardai and my mate was in bits. Yer man seemingly had stripped off and was up on top of the roof for all to see. When our neighbour complained, he got a can to the head.
"But it gets worse. He fell naked off the roof, into the neighbour's back garden and then stormed their gaff, naked and fighting, until he was eventually knocked unconscious.
"We returned from the festival to a vast number of people crying on the street.
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He Thought This Was The Most Normal Thing In The World, And Carried On Talking About The Weather
One Time He Ate A Whole Roasted Chicken Whilst Lying In Bed With No Clothes On
When Drunk And Not In Familiar Surroundings, I Tend To Sleepwalk
I Turned Around, And There He Was Was Watching Us In The Dark, With A Bottle In His Hand
To This Day He's Unaware Of How He Sleepwalked Into One Of Our Neighbour's Houses
We Returned From The Festival To A Vast Number Of People Crying On The Street
I Saw A Man Sitting On The Couch, Rolling A Joint, Who Looked Like A Bad Bill Bailey Impersonator
She Was Looking For 50 Shades Of Grey, And Yer Man Went A Solid Hundred On Her
I Grab My Girlfriend To Protect Her Modesty. He Leaves The Room Shouting OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
It's Not That He Was Malicious – He Was Just The Most Careless Man I've Ever Met
Turns Out For The Past Three Months My Roomate Had Been Taking My Rent Money
